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The Rich Jerk – Real Estate
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“I buy ocean-front homes, commercial buildings, apartment buildings, warehouses, land, and more. And I do it with OPM = Other People’s Money. Why should I use my own cash if I don’t have to? My black Amex card and my bulging money clip are all mine. I have a private stash of hard money lenders that will give cash to ANYONE.
What I’m telling you is that you can have sh*tty credit, and NO MONEY, and STILL make a killing in real estate. I understand that this is probably hard to comprehend for someone like you. But it’s 100% true, and average people are doing it every day. So wake up.
I’m sure you’ve seen all of the “get rich in real estate” products out there, sold by those real estate ‘gurus’ you see on late night televison. If you enjoyed studying in school, then their stuff is definitely for you. As a matter of fact, I’ve found their materials are quite helpful if you enjoy waking up ankle-deep in your own drool. 1600 pages of manuals, 26 hours of video, and 14 hours of audio – all from a guy with the personality of a precocious, adderall-overdosed 12 year old? Hmmmm…. That sounds like something I would NOT be interested in. Maybe its just me.
I’m not interested in reading and studying tapes…..for MONTHS. Let alone listening to some jack-off babbling about how smart he thinks he is because he made $100k last year in real estate. That’s NOTHING. $80k of that probably came from selling his lame-ass course about how to make money in real estate. Ever heard of the saying ‘Fake it until you make it’? That’s what these guys do. Once they’ve sold enough of their courses to idiots, they can finally afford to actually BUY some real estate.
On the other hand, I’ve personally learned from the best of the best. My sources have done time in prison for their ‘creative’ deals. While all of the real estate “get rich quick” guys were paying college dropouts to ghostwrite their BS courses, I was busy visiting posh minimum security prisons to interview the REAL deal makers so I could get an unfair advantage. And you won’t believe the secrets they whispered to me. You’re probably too sensitive to even handle it.
Actually, you should probably leave my website right now. I’m pretty sure you aren’t serious about making money in real estate. You’re probably just browsing the web, fantasizing again about being able to make some serious money some day, and leaving your lame-ass job. But we both know that 5 minutes from now, you’ll be exiting this site with your tail between your legs thinking “it’s just too hard to make money in real estate”. Then you’ll venture to other sites more suitable for the 12-year-old mindset. And the dream will be over for today. But you’ll be back living your 15 minute dream again in a few days. And the cycle continues….while your bank account laughs at you.
But if you ARE serious about taking control of your life and your financial situation, I’ve taken the hard work out of everything, and crafted a fool-proof plan. I’ve been doing it for 8 years now. Buy low, sell high. And, use none of my own money. You gotta love it.”
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